Cats

Jet Li

Jet Li, named after the famous martial artist, certainly lives up to his name.  The undisputed king of the apartment, he deserves top rank and first notice.  See Jet Li.
Pete & Crank

Pete is, well, fat.  Crank is, well, cranky.  Together, they're lazy and cranky, much like Dom Delouise sucking on a lemon.  See Pete and Crank.